Friday, October 29, 2010

A Joke for the Madman

A friend sent me this joke and I immediately thought of the Milk River Madman because of his annual Lonely Bachelors and Oppressed Husbands trips with his friends. Enjoy




DEER CAMP

Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

"Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?' I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.

And then she said, "Do whatever you want."

So, Here I am.

6 comments:

Heff said...

In MY circle of friends, "Deer Camp" means "Out-Of-State Strip Club".

Aunty Belle said...

Heh. Almost laughed.

Almost.

Pam said...

Grrrhahahaha, I chuckled for sure. I can see why it reminded you of MRM's group .... what would be interesting is to see what their "wimmen" are up to while the guys are gone. Hmmmmmmm. Probably like that detergent commercial where the mom borrows the daughter's blouse .... ;)

Boxer said...

I laughed. Ha!

Happy Halloween Buzz!

Aunty Belle said...

Uncle laughed.

moi said...

I laughed! I don't understand women who don't let their men leave to do whatever. In Moi's household, that means I get control of the remote and a break from cooking. And, quite possibly, presents upon his return.