Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Easier than it Looks - Troll Poll

Troll is conducting an All-Over-The-Place Poll over at the Troll Report. Here are my answers:

Been arrested? No
Kissed someone you didn’t like? Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? No
Ran a red light? Yes
Been suspended from school? No
Experienced love at first sight? Yes (everyday)
Totaled your car in an accident? Yes (a tree fell on my parked truck)
Been fired from a job? No
Fired somebody? No
Sang karaoke? Yes (badly)
Pointed a gun at someone? No
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
Kissed in the rain? No
Had a close brush with death (your own)? Yes
Seen someone die? Yes
Played spin-the-bottle? No
Smoked a cigar? Yes
Sat on a rooftop? Yes
Smuggled something into another country? No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yes
Broken a bone? Yes
Skipped school? Yes
Eaten a bug? Yes
Sleepwalked? No
Walked a moonlit beach? Yes
Rode a motorcycle? Yes
Dumped someone? Yes
Lied to avoid a ticket? No
Ridden in a helicopter? No
Shaved your head? No
Made your boyfriend/girlfriend cry? Yes
Eaten snake? No
Marched/Protested? No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No
Puked on amusement ride? No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? Yes
Been in a band? No
Been on TV? Yes
Shot a gun? Yes
Skinny-dipped? No
Ridden a surfboard? No
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? Yes
Had surgery? Yes
Streaked? No
Taken by ambulance to hospital? Yes
Passed out when not drinking? Yes (exhaustion)
Peed on a bush? Yes
Donated Blood? Yes
Grabbed electric fence? No
Eaten alligator meat? Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? Yes
Peed your pants in public? No
Snuck into a movie without paying? No
Written graffiti? No
Still love someone you shouldn’t? No
Been in handcuffs? No
Believe in love? Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes


h said...

Actually, I stole it from someone. No arrests or supsensions or spin-the-bottle? You must have been a good kid!

Kymical Reactions said...

I can't imagine my reaction if a tree fell on my truck. That's never happened to me and I live in tornado alley.

Buzz Kill said...


I wasn't that good of a kid. The right bad questions weren't asked.


It wasn't even during a storm. A 100 foot tree that looked perfectly healthy on the outside had a rotten root. It decided to cut loose the day before Thanksgiving 3 years ago. I couldn't have positioned my truck any better in the driveway to produce more damage than it did. I only had 36K miles on it too.

Heff said...

I had a tree crush the top of my 65 Mustang Fastback during a tornado once. Being a pretty rare car, I was actually able to get it fixed.

moi said...

Experienced love at first sight? Yes (everyday)

Good answer!

Aunty Belle said...

Heh--Moi said it. (yore mrs reads yore blog, huh?)

Well, since ya's et gator, youse a fine fella.

Buzz Kill said...
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Buzz Kill said...


The tree went accross my cab diagonally and also caught (and detroyed) the fiberglass cap. After I cut the tree off of the truck (with the help of a good friend) you could actually see the bow in the chassis frame. There was no hope.

Moi and Aunty

You misunderstood - "love at first site everyday" has nothing to do with the Mrs. I can fantasize can't I? The "Believe in love? Yes" has everything to do with the Mrs. *blush*

Jenny said...

Nice to know there's more of us out there..... the ones who don't find touching an electric fence "fun".

LaDivaCucina said...

After reading three of these now seems like you are all pretty nice, good people. But, does it show me any thing more about who you are? Not really. I got an email asking me a bunch of inane q's the other day and am miffed that my super busy girlfriend has time to answer these stupid q's and no time to call me!!!! At least these q's are a bit more interesting than "What's your middle name?" "Vanilla or chocolate?"

Buzz Kill said...

It would take LaDiva 5 minutes to answer these questions with yes or no. 10 minutes if you expand on the jucier ones. Surely LaDiva has 10 minutes for her blogger buddies. Come on - we all showed you ours. It'll be fun...

LaDivaCucina said...

since I have so many of them and since Boxer suggested, I put up my near death experiences on her comment page. Feel lucky I was not YOUR kid! haha!

h said...


LaDivaCucina said...

Ok, I lied. I took my near death experiences off Boxer's comments and did my own post, even though it's nothing to do with food! Have a great weekend!