Wednesday, February 29, 2012

There But For The Grace of God Go I...and Moi's Questions Answered

If you haven't seen this picture, it's friggin hysterical.  But my second thought after LOLing was - that could have been The Boy (and for the record - it's not).  

As many of you know, The Boy is a freshman at a Virginia collage and very active in politics - Right Wing Politics.  He's a student government senator (the Freshman Senator from New Jersey as he likes his family to address him), a school ambassador and he has a one-day-per-week internship with the local County Board of Administration (sans pay of course).  So with all of the political contacts and inroads he's making, he actually had the opportunity (a select few student government members received tickets) to go to hear the president give a speech a few weeks ago.  The Boy bailed at the last minute because of a test that he couldn't get out of.  I don't think he tried all that hard to reschedule the test because he's no fan of the president.  But how often does one get a chance to meet the president?  Knowing The Boy, there'll be a lot of them.

Anyway, Moi tagged me for one of these "intimate questions" MEMEs.  Like I don't have enough to do?  I am choosing Fight Club Rules where there are no rules - I'm just answering the F-ing questions.

1. Girls Just Wanna Have Fun or The Boys Are Back in Town?

I'll take Thin Lizzy over Cyndi Lauper any day of the week.

2. Camping or the Ritz?

I'm a friggin' Boy Scout, so of course I'm going to take the Ritz.  Camping is for - boy scouts.

3. What food are you craving RIGHT NOW . . . did you eat it?

Cookies and ...yes.

4. The most thrilling place you've ever visited. Why?

San Francisco, 17 October 1989 - 7.2 earthquake. 

5. If you could slip into the skin of one public figure--celebrity, artist, politician--who would it be?

Tommy Lee from Mötley Crüe.  Five words - Heather Locklear and Pam Anderson.  And you know he worked a threesome at some point with those two.

7. Look up from your computer. What do you see?

I see dead people...working all around me.

8. Sum up your philosophy of life in one sentence. You can borrow it from someone else, if you'd like.

I don't have a philosophy, just a reality - and it's the banner on my blog. 

9. The one thing you just don't understand about kids today.

Kid's fashion - How can boys walk around with their pants below their butts?   How can girl's parents let them walk around with tight, yoga pants that say "Love Pink", "Sassy" and "Naughty"?

10. If you could steal one work of art from a museum or gallery, which would it be?

 The The Card Players by Paul Cézanne because it was worth more than $250 million in 2011.

11. Regular toothbrush or electric?

Regular.  Power tools in my mouth should only be used by a trained professional.


troll said...

Grrherhahahahahahahahaha on #5. Vince Neil's Ex lives in Troll County and works with clients (when she feels like it) HOT! And I think younger than Tommy's old squeezes. I asked her out before I met Trey-J. She looked at me as if I was a...uhm...well... a troll.

#9. They don't have "parents". They have old gene donors who want to be their friends. And, dreadfully, a fair number of the female gene donors dress the same way they do.

moi said...

Yew to #5! I don't even want to know what that man's insides look like . . .

The rest of your answers made me laugh, though, so: SCORE!

Pam said...

Another yeeewwwww to #5 from me as well. That man is just gross. Those women might be hot but that doesn't make them not gross either! Great answers. Am looking forward to hearing more about The Boy. Is he close to DC? I might know where he could intern.

Buzz Kill said...

Nice. Which ex - the mud wrestler or the Playboy Bunny? It doesn't matter, they're both hot looking.

Come on Moi, you've seen the Tommy and Pam on the boat videos. And he's still alive, so it would be worth the STDs. Bwahahaha Making women laugh (intentional or not) is why I exist.

I wasn't talking about YOU and Tommy on the boat videos, unless you have something to confess.

The Boy is close to DC and I may take you up on your offer when it comes time to find a paying internship. That is part of the curriculum but not until junior or senior year. He's actually has an interview for a summer internship with Governor Christie's office in Trenton. I think The Boy's head
would explode if he got it. Christie is his idol.

sparringK9 said...

as long as you are fantasizing - be sure to stipulate pam anderson of long ago - in your misty watercolored memories...notpam anderson 3 days ago

one presumes that after a girl grows past the love pink asswriting she can grow up to be in a threesome with a walking STD stick and that would be fine.

you ate the cookies? so would I.

fun read Buzz.

Buzz Kill said...

No, no, no...don't be harshing my mellow. I specifically cited the boat videos which is when she looked like this.

And Heather was married to him around 1985, when she looked like this.

Do I detect a note of jealousy? Bwahahahaha

moi said...

Yes, I saw the video. So what. If I have to invest in more latex and industrial strength antibiotics than a Dutch, uh, social worker, I just can't be bothered.

Buzz Kill said...

I KNEW you watched porn!

Jenny said...

Hey! Where's my comment from yesterday?

Your answer to the walking dead in your office made me laugh out loud.

I had friends in SF (at the ball park) the night of the earthquake and they said it was one of the scariest moments of their life. You were visiting?

Buzz Kill said...

I arrived the day of the quake for business. Three of us drove to Oakland to meet up with some co-workers and watch the World Series. I swear it was like being on the ocean. I could see actual waves in the ground.

We drove around Oakland that night (a dicey proposition even when there's no natural disasters) looking for a pay phone (no cells back then). We ended up finding a liquor store that was open (you gotta love capitalism), made our calls and drank a bottle of Tanqueray gin (not many bottles were left unbroken).

The scary part was driving home with building facades collapsing and water gushing from sprinkler systems while navigating piles of rubble. Fun times.

chickory said...

dont be harshing your mellow? dude this is the home of buzz kill grherhahahaha

Karl said...

Good afternoon Buzz Kill,

He's going into politics? Interesting you couldn't guide into a more honest line of work, you know like loansharking or the mafia. Seriously it's good to hear of young people that are motivated to get involved. And particularly ones of the caliber like the Boy.

Your answers were most entertaining.

czar said...

Buzz: This is brilliant.

Your boy and my boy are both freshmen in a Virginia college somewhere. I knew we had some more tangible thing in common.

That and, apparently, sons who are interested in politics. I don't think they'll be running into each other at many organizational meetings, though.

Buzz Kill said...

If by "I don't think they'll be running into each other at many organizational meetings, though." you mean your son is a liberal, don't be too sure. The Boy's internship with the Democrat County Board of Administration. He's learning to play well with others.